Why do witches wear black hats,

Fly on broomsticks; all keep cats?

     Why are gnomes quite short and stout?

     Questions, questions spilling out.


Why are monsters always mean,

With frightening faces, sometimes green?

     Why do fairies all have wings?

     I need some answers to these things.


When did dragons disappear?

Questions?  Yes lots more I fear.

     Gryphons, mermaids and much more.

      What occurred to dinosaurs?


Why did dodos disappear?

All these things are quite unclear.

     Children ask such things as these.

     I need to know some answers please.


So, perhaps it would be nice

If you'd pass them some advice.

     Children tend to tire the brain,

     Which at my age can be a strain!


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Trochaic rhythm - the opposite of iambic feet, ie DUM di DUM di DUM di

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* DACTYLS:  a metrical foot consisting of one stressed syllable followed by two unstressed syllables or (in Greek and Latin) one long syllable followed by two short syllables.