Hush little children, don’t you worry now,
For Daddy’s going to buy you a Jersey cow.
If that Jersey cow doesn’t give you any milk,
Your Daddy’s going to buy you a dress of silk.
Well, if that silky dress you just don’t like,
How about he buys you a mountain bike?
If that mountain bike doesn’t have any brakes,
What if Daddy buys you some creamy cakes?
Now if those creamy cakes make you put on weight,
Daddy will have to buy some roller skates.
And if Daddy doesn’t see you go as fast as a rocket - -
Well then -
Daddy’s going to keep his cash right in his pocket.