A human’s different from a cow,
So listen now, I’ll tell you how.
A cow likes chewing grass all day
And for a treat, likes tasty hay.
Would you like grass instead of chips?
Would hay just make you lick your lips?
Well ask a cow to come and try
A dish of mother’s apple pie -
She’ll turn her nose up, stamp her feet
And tell you: “No, that’s far too sweet.
I don’t think I’ll give that a try.”
And then she’ll say a quick “goodbye.”