Funny Poems

Don’t go to the toilet -

    A monster lives there –

He’s green and he’s evil

    With long, slimy hair.


Don’t go in the kitchen  -

    For under the sink

Lives a menacing monster –

   That will eat you, I think.


Don’t go in your bedroom

   For under your bed

Is the scariest monster -

   Quite something to dread.    


Don’t go in the garage –

   For there in the dark

Is a monster most evil

   With teeth like a shark.


I don’t think you’re stupid;

   In fact you’re quite wise,

And you surely know poets

   Tell fantastical lies!!!


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