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Don’t put sugar in the gravy

    Or put pepper in the tea,

And if you make an old shoe pie -

    Well don’t give some to me.


Don’t put mustard in the custard

    Or hot curry in the cake

And don’t you offer me snake stew,

    I’d much prefer some steak.


Don’t put treacle on my fish and chips,

    Or on my good roast beef

And please don’t give me chewy things -

     This Gran has lost her teef!  


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By Josie Whitehead