I read of a man who once lived a strange life -
And thank goodness he had neither children nor wife.
He lived in a cage in a very large zoo
And in the next cage? Well it could have been you!
Another strange man lived deep down in the sea -
And it’s cold in the sea, you can well believe me!
And who do you think was living there too?
No, I didn’t go, but it could have been you!
A cannibal sat and he cooked Sunday lunch
And when it was finished he started to munch,
But the meat was quite tough and a problem to chew.
Well I know I’m still here, so it could have been you!
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