I read of a man who once lived a strange life -

And thank goodness he had neither children nor wife.

    He lived in a cage in a very large zoo

    And in the next cage?  Well it could have been you!


Another strange man lived deep down in the sea -

And it’s cold in the sea, you can well believe me!

    And who do you think was living there too?

    No, I didn’t go, but it could have been you!


A cannibal sat and he cooked Sunday lunch

And when it was finished he started to munch,

     But the meat was quite tough and a problem to chew.

     Well I know I’m still here, so it could have been you!



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