My brother’s a criminal locked up in jail.

Mum is a shoplifter, now out on bail.

   Dad’s a right menace as all would agree,

   But the one who is perfect?  For certain it's ME!


My cousin’s a mugger my sister’s a thief,

And the things that they do are beyond all belief.

   As for my Granddad?  Well he’s a parolee,

   But which one is perfect?  For certain it's ME!


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