My brother’s a criminal locked up in jail.
Mum is a shoplifter, now out on bail.
Dad’s a right menace as all would agree,
But the one who is perfect? For certain it's ME!
My cousin’s a mugger my sister’s a thief,
And the things that they do are beyond all belief.
Both Gran and Granddad are locked under key -
But which one is perfect? Yes, for certain it's ME!
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