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Dear Ebenezer Bleezer


I sampled ice cream from your freezer.


     Your twenty eight divine creations

     Were viewed by me with admiration.


But after eating them:


The cocoa mocha macaroni

Was tasted by my little pony,

     It made her sick; we called the vet

     But she soon died, I much regret.


The checkerberry chedder chew –

A flavour which to me was new -

     Brought out pimples on my nose,

     And caused some curling of the toes.


The Lobster Litchi Lima Bean –

(Oh such a lovely shade of green) -

     Though quite delicious to the taste

     Added inches to my waist.


I’m sure you didn’t mean to harm me

With almond ham meringue salami,

     But how I suffered indigestion –

     ‘Twas the ice cream, without question.


The sassafras souvlaki hash

Though served with some potato mash,

     Was yucky, mucky – sickening, foul –

     It even caused my dog to howl!


Your butter brickle pepper pickle

Caused my bottom soon to tickle,

     I scratched all day, I scratched all night,

     It must have looked a frightful sight.


The Peanut Pumpkin Bubblegum

Got tangled up inside my tum.

     An ambulance was quickly called

     And doctors were all quite appalled.


A surgeon came and scratched his head

“It’s a miracle that she’s not dead.

     Bubblegum could likely prove

     Quite a hard thing to remove.”


I’m glad to say that I’ve survived!

I’m home again and still alive.

     But  have to tell you Mr Bleezer,

     I want no more ice cream from your freezer!!! 



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You'll need to read Jack Prelutsky's poem "Bleezer's Ice Cream" first, before reading my poem.

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