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Children are a favourite meal

     For the lion at the zoo,

And the wolf in the adjoining cage

     Enjoys small children too.  

   

The crocodile licks his lips

    As he sees children pass,

And an awful python waits for them

    Quite hidden in the grass.

 

That hairy monster’s one to watch!

     He hides under your bed -

But I mustn't tease, they all prefer

     Sweet gooey cakes instead.

 

 

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FUNNY POEMS FOR CHILDREN

 

By Josie Whitehead

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It's a pity to have to tell all these creatures the truth:  We humans eat more animals and birds than they ever will eat, so we're the ones they have to watch - and we eat the sweet gooey cakes as well.  Josie