Funny Poems Story Poems 1

There’s a hairy scary monster

    That sits upon my bed.

I’ve told him he’d be better off

    By joining you instead.


I’ve tried my best to drive him out.

    I’ve told him he must go -

But if you’ve ideas that I have missed,

    I’d really like to know.


Should I pretend he isn’t there

   Or show him I don’t care?

Or should I show my bravest face

   And say: 'You’ll never scare'?


I think I know what I will do

    But do you think it’s kind?

I’ll send him to my Granny’s house.

    I don’t think Gran will mind.


This hairy scary monster will

    To Granny seem SO sweet

And in the night she’ll be quite pleased

    To have him warm her feet.


They’ll both become the best of friends

     And my worries be no more,

And, with my bedroom to myself,

     I'll be happier for sure!



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