Funny Poems 1

But please don't chomp on my poems.  Josie

Do you like fish and chips?  Not a lot!  Not a lot!

Do you like sausage rolls?  Not a lot!  Not a lot!

    Do you like eating caterpillars cooked in a tasty stew?

    Oh yes, oh yes I love them! Yes I do!  Yes I do!

 

Do you like large beef-burgers? Not a lot!  Not a lot!

Do you like strawberry milkshakes? Not a lot!  Not a lot!

    Do you prefer to eat seaweed, that’s covered all in goo?

    Oh yes, oh yes I love it.  Yes I do!  Yes I do!

 

Do you like creamy ice cream?  Not a lot!  Not a lot!

Do you like chocolate biscuits?  Not a lot!  Not a lot!

    Do you like chomping poems – yes the ones written by you?

    Oh yes, oh yes I love them.  Yes I do!  Oh YES I do!!

 

 

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FUNNY POEMS FOR CHILDREN

 

By Josie Whitehead

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