Funny Poems

The ketchup bottle likes to play

Games with children every day.

    Try to get the ketchup out

    And you may hear it clearly shout:


“My ketchup’s mine!  It’s not for you.”

And perhaps you may think this is true

    For you can shake with all your might

    And not one drop will come in sight.


Through the glass you’ll see it sit,

But come out – no, not one small bit.

    Thump the bottle – yes, you’ll guess

    It’s everywhere!  Oh what a mess!!!



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