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There once was an old vigilante

 

Who persisted in singing sea shanties,

 

          But his singing was bad –

 

         Well, it drove them all mad -

 

So his wife throttled him with her panties.

 

 

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Vigilante: A member of a self-appointed group of citizens who undertake law enforcement in their community without legal authority, typically because the legal agencies are thought to be inadequate.

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