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Have you met that itchy itch

    That will not go away?

It drives you mad, it niggles you

    And bothers you all day.


And does this itch embarrass  you

    Because of  where it lands?

No, it seldom lands upon your leg

    Nor either on your hands.


That itchy itch will drive you mad

    And make you want to screech

Because, of course, it targets you

    On places hard to reach.


We humans try to keep our cool.

    We’ve learned where not to scratch

But HELP, what can a poor soul do

    When there’s an itch to catch?


Go find yourself a quiet place

      Away from humankind –

And scratch away with all your might.

      That’s good advice you’ll find.



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