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I’ve broken my arm and bruised my nose.

I've gashed my finger and stubbed my toes.

    I’ve fallen down stairs and broken my knee

    But other than that, I’m as fit as a flea.

 

I’ve injured my back and bumped my head

And did these things when I got out of bed,

    I’ve broken my glasses and now cannot see -

    But other than that, I’m as fit as a flea.

 

I then cut my finger when slicing some pears,

And fell top to bottom when coming downstairs,

     I walked into a door.  Oh, my face had a blow -

     But it’s Friday the 13th.  Oh didn’t you know?

 

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LUCK

 

Have you been unlucky?  What has happened to you?  Perhaps you have been lucky.  So, tell us your story.

 

As for me, I've been both, but I was most unlucky when I pricked my wrist on a rose bush and developed a streptococcal infection, which is a killer.

The luckiest thing was that I have survived this and have been spared to write all these poems for you.  I had my left wrist destroyed but, as a result of a healing service, the full use of my left wrist was restored - which means for me, a copy-typist, I can type lots of poems for you.  Lucky you!  Josie

 

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