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Said an otter: “I wish I could catch a nice fish.

    'It’s what otters like most for their tea.'

Whilst the owl in the tree quickly added with glee:

     'A tasty young mouse will do me.'


The hen said: 'Cluck cluck,' to the little white duck.

    'There are lots of nice things in the ground.'

Whilst a cat said: 'Meow,' to a black and white cow:

     'Well cream is the best thing I’ve found.'


Said a bird in its nest: 'Well what I like the best

     Is a wriggly worm for my tea,'

But good fish and chips, passing through human lips,

      Tops the list as I’m sure you’ll agree.


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